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25 DecAn eye for an eye makes the whole world half blind – with limited depth perception.
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29 OctI saw two statuses:
No school tomorrow!
No, school tomorrow!
The importance of punctuation.
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25 OctSince arriving at the stadium, Pablo Sandoval and Prince Fielder make up a combined 4 percent of San Francisco’s biomass.
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30 SepHow does Nielsen calculate ratings for Ryder Cup while taking into account the number of asleep viewers?
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11 SepToday I saw a little girl having a tea party with her dad. It’s a shame political ideas were being impressed upon her at such a young age.
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30 AugWho’s idea was it to put the RNC on at 10 pm EST? They booked the convention in a state full of old people.
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19 MarExit Poll: 70% of voters hoping to keep Santorum in the race are comedy writers.
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18 Mar(On the way home from buying bongos)
ME: I think I’m gonna become a beatnik.
BROTHER: Why not just be a hipster?
ME: Too mainstream.
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5 MarChina has announced today that they will lower their annual GDP growth target from 8% to 7.5%. That matches the new minimum age requirement for factory workers.
The Lighter Side of the Moon 