Please check the desired bonus packages available for your child’s school picture.
Height increase: Stop the teasing. We’ll cut off the top of the frame to make your child look 3 inches taller.
Digital Diet: If the camera adds 10 pounds, we’ll doctor off 30.
Wallet Thickener: Photo will be taken in burst mode to fill Grandma’s photo accordion.
Bahamian Vacation: Look like you spent the summer in the tropics with a digitally-applied tan. Please select an intensity level: (Subtle / Moderate / Insensitive)
Serial Killer Look: The news media will splash this photo of you all over as your neighbors say you were a great kid and didn’t expect it. This package will add depth and realism with bags under the eyes, increased paleness, and greasy, lifeless hair.
Humorous Web Post: When the MSN front page puts this picture in “14 Celebrity Yearbook Photos that Might Surprise You” it will certainly dazzle. We’ll enhance your blemishes, change your hair color, and add horribly outdated clothes so they can see how far you’ve come.
The Lighter Side of the Moon 
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