This Post is Not About the Election

6 Nov

This post is not about the election. Nor is it about Hurricane Sandy. This is about the thing most antithetical to the pertinent, future-molding events of our week.

Dog sweaters are by far my favorite part of fall. For the first time since spring, it’s chilly enough to put your pooch in a cozy woolen sweater. Halloween is past and with it the tacky tuxedoes and princess costumes that owners put their pets in. Now, you get to do your animal a favor and style it with some warm clothes. If your dog is relentlessly pulling at his sweater and tearing it to shreds, don’t worry! This is just your friend expressing his gratitude for his new threads. So, this autumn, escape the holidays, political brouhaha, and natural disasters with a little bit of doggy dress-up.

If only dogs had some adaptation to stay warm without a sweater, like, say, fur.

2 Responses to “This Post is Not About the Election”

  1. ericjbaker November 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm #

    That’s better than a lot of the human sweaters I’ve seen in the past few weeks. Yikes!

    • wizardofsoz November 7, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

      People have more shame dressing their dogs than dressing themselves.

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