Today’s Random Thought

15 Feb

While Canada is an important producer of maple, petroleum, and funny accents, their chief export is obviously temptation.

This is legal in 40 states:


This is illegal in 50:


6 Responses to “Today’s Random Thought”

  1. For Better GENiUS February 15, 2012 at 8:33 pm #

    huh? why. inform me good person you

    • wizardofsoz February 15, 2012 at 10:39 pm #

      The flamethrower is unrestricted in 40 states, and it’s only a misdemeanor if you violate possession laws in the other 10. Kinder Surprise eggs have never been legal in the US because lawmakers fear that kids eating them may accidentally swallow the toy inside. In January, a woman’s car was randomly inspected while crossing from Canada to America, and was fined $300 for every Kinder egg in her car.

      • For Better GENiUS February 15, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

        hahhahaa weee”rreeeeee tooo fucking overprotective. parent’s job to watch what a kid eats, not anybody else’s. the end.

  2. davebakersoccer February 16, 2012 at 6:55 am #

    thats funny. I’m from england where kinder eggs roam free. Now i live near the US/ Canadian border and if I ever go over to canadaland I always bring back kinder eggs for my kids. I never realised I was smuggling contraband! I feel like such a criminal LOL
    Now to swallow the toy, the dumbass kid would have to swallow the big plastic container it comes in. If a kid is that dumb, well……Some would call that natural selection.

  3. Katie March 18, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

    they’re not actually illegal in the US… i buy them in stamford all the time

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