I cut my finger making risotto last week. Does the cut look infected? Take this quiz to help me find out!
1. Hey, does this look infected to you?
a. Maybe.
b. Sort of, yeah.
c. I wouldn’t know.
d. Gross, dude.
2. Should I see a doctor?
a. I would see a doctor, yeah.
b. Does it hurt? If it hurts, I would.
c. How long has it been there?
d. Probably, man.
3. It’s disgusting, I know.
a. Sure is.
b. Totally disgusting.
c. Really nasty.
d. Put that away, dude.
4. Want to see it ooze puss?
a. Certainly not.
b. Nope.
c. That’s vile.
d. Sure, bro.
5. Do you know what the symptoms of an infection are?
a. Google it.
b. Check the internet.
c. Look it up on the web.
d. Dude, have you heard of WebMD?
6. Ok. This website says to watch out for an irregular shape. Is my wound irregularly shaped?
a. Hmm, maybe.
b. It’s not regularly shaped, that’s for sure.
c. Is oval a regular shape?
d. I don’t know, man. Ask your mom or something.
7. What about discoloration? Do I have that?
a. It’s yellow. I don’t know if that means anything, but it’s yellow.
b. It looks like a scab. I don’t know what to tell you.
c. You should get a professional to look at it.
d. Dude, stop.
8. I think I’m going to make an appointment with a dermatologist.
a. Smart thinking.
b. Good choice.
c. My cousin’s a dermatologist. He’s normally booked solid for months, but he’ll free up some time for you.
d. Alright, bro.
9. Thanks for all your help!
a. Don’t mention it.
b. You’re welcome.
c. I’ll call my cousin and let him know you’re coming.
d. No problemo.
The Lighter Side of the Moon 
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