“Last year a New York judge refused to allow a couple to change their family name to ChristIsKing. The judge argued that allowing certain names could infringe on the religious liberties of others, and he offered the example of a court employee forced to call out a name with a religious message.” – The New York Times
From the desk of the New York Baby Names Authority…
Requested Name: SuperSmartPete
Reason for Rejection: Could cause controversy in the classroom
Requested Name: FireInACrowdedTheatre
Reason for Rejection: Inflammatory
Requested Name: BakedZitiIsTheBomb
Reason for Rejection: Offensive to the lactose intolerant
Requested Name: King
Reason for Rejection: Dog name
Requested Name: hjhjeoooooooopdjfajabFro
Reason for Rejection: Parent appears to have fallen asleep on the keyboard
Requested Name: Sh*t
Reason for Rejection: No grammatical markings
Requested Name: Waylon
Reason for Rejection: A bit outdated
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