BOY: Wanna hear a joke?
GIRL: Sure.
BOY: Too bad. If I were funny, would I really need to speed date?
(Girl walks up to table.)
BOY: Can I have a cheeseburger, please?
GIRL: I’m not a waitress. I’m your next date.
BOY: Wait, this is speed dating? No wonder no one’s brought me my food.
GIRL: Do you like bowling?
BOY: No.
GIRL: Me neither. I guess we have a lot in common.
BOY: Do you like Star Wars?
GIRL: No…
BOY: NEXT!
The Lighter Side of the Moon 