Signs You’ve Chosen the Wrong Night for Speed Dating

22 Mar

BOY: Wanna hear a joke?

GIRL: Sure.

BOY: Too bad. If I were funny, would I really need to speed date?

 

(Girl walks up to table.)

BOY: Can I have a cheeseburger, please?

GIRL: I’m not a waitress. I’m your next date.

BOY: Wait, this is speed dating? No wonder no one’s brought me my food.

 

GIRL: Do you like bowling?

BOY: No.

GIRL: Me neither. I guess we have a lot in common.

BOY: Do you like Star Wars?

GIRL: No…

BOY: NEXT!

3 Responses to “Signs You’ve Chosen the Wrong Night for Speed Dating”

  1. davebakersoccer March 24, 2012 at 8:32 am #

    Like it!

    • wizardofsoz March 24, 2012 at 8:58 am #

      Thanks! While I was writing this one, I thought it was awful. Guess I thought wrong!

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