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While Canada is an important producer of maple, petroleum, and funny accents, their chief export is obviously temptation.

This is legal in 40 states:

This is illegal in 50:

Tags: candy, egg, flamethrower, funny, humor, kinder egg, writing

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1 Feb

Boca Raton and Botox share only four letters, but 10,000 foreheads.

Tags: boca raton, botox, funny, humor, plastic surgery, writing

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15 Jan

Instead of lullabies, the Tebows probably sang “Don’t Stop Believing” to their son.

Tags: don't stop believing, football, funny, humor, journey, music, tebow, tim, writing

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28 Dec

Sometimes my dad complains that he’d rather be at the beach than golfing. Luckily for him, he spends so much time in the sand and water he can’t tell the difference!

Tags: beach, funny, golf, humor, sand, water, writing

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24 Dec

Why do the hibachi and fondue industries get to charge extra for forcing you to cook the food?

Tags: fondue, food, funny, hibachi, humor, MMM, money, OH MY GOD, stop talking with your hands, this fondue is fantastic, writing, you put the hot oil on my lap, you're going to knock over the hot oil

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If Santa drove a Camry instead of a sleigh, it would cost 4000 dollars in gas to drive the world’s circumference. If he feeds his reindeer a nutritious diet of apples, it costs him 100,000 dollars to feed them for the big night. Seems like those elves must be getting slave wages.