There are many packing lists out there to help you make sure you don’t forget anything when you go to college. Unfortunately, they often miss a few essential items:
- That university-branded shot glass your cool uncle bought you
- Air freshener to be used in lieu of doing your laundry
- Supermarket supply of Doritos, Easy Mac, and Sprite
- Two-ply toilet paper (because the crummy dorm room brand can’t support that diet)
- DS game you beat last year during Spanish 301
- The pile of shirts for other colleges your grandma bought you hoping you’d end up somewhere else
- Sweatshirt commemorating the graduating class you would have been in had you not taken seven years
The Lighter Side of the Moon 